- Joel: We need to be quiet.
- Ellie: *Sprints across the room*
- Bill: *Knocks two chairs over*
- Ellie: *Runs INTO the clicker*
- Clicker: ...
- Joel: *Shifts weight to other foot*
- Clicker: *attacks Joel*
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About Me
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i’m so scared the horoscope meme will die like no i need it i'm obsessed with myself
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
#this is a win-win situation#on one hand i can get money#on the other hand there is a tiny dog surrounded by money on my blog
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God, forgive me if I asked you more than I thanked you.
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acting cool around ur crush
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why do all children know the floor is lava game do we all just learn it from older children and inadvertently share it with each other like some natural inevitable cycle why do children discover the floor and the concept of gravity and up and down and suddenly pretend to be afraid of it why do we play with the physical limitations of our world
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me: it was just a dream
me (internally): .. or prophecy ..
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when you just got done arguing with your mom and you realized your hungry
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